COVID-19… COVID-19… Oh, I Swear at this Moment, You Mean Everything

What have we learned about ourselves during the age of COVID-19?

We don’t “need” cars as much as we thought we did
Most restaurant food tastes just as good without the atmosphere
We don’t know jack about homeschooling our children
Day-drinking
People don’t know how to work from home if they haven’t worked from home before
Zoom security sucks
Zoom security team said, “Hold my beer” and fixed zoom security
There IS something that can overshadow Trump in the media
Trump said, “Hold my beer” and freewheels COVID-19 remedies based on his medical knowledge
Telcom companies did not expect the entire nation to change their geo-location habits all at once – good luck, cell tower coverage and home internet speeds
The IRS is apparently not looking at your tax returns immediately and in detail as soon as you file them – good luck, Stimulus Checks recipients
The government apparently can say, “here, just, here… we’ll give you details for now and change the details later…” – good luck, small business owners that accepted PPP and EIDL deals
It’s fun to be the only car on the road
Essential workers should get essential pay
Medical workers have hard jobs
Ignorant people find the time make the time to still be ignorant in a time of chaos
Wearing a mask makes you feel like you’re always about to rob a bank
There is a limit to the amount of time you want to hear the words “Social Distancing”
Hand sanitizers made with Ethanol smell like burnt tequila
Stickers on floors have power over people
Dining 6 feet away from other people makes you feel like you’re an extra in a movie where they’re shooting a scene in a restaurant
If you’ve been cooped up in your home for months, protesting and looting is a good icebreaker to get back into the swing of things
Waiting in line just to buy one thing at Home Depot sucks
When you only get one prom, one college graduation, one wedding… *pouring out a 40*…