Help Wanted.

Hey, we could use a little help over here!

To get straight to the point, we’re actively looking for junior-level Marketers and Designers. Like, right-out-of-school type junior. We’ll even listen to your opinion on which JoJo character has the best stand ability.

We also have ad hoc work for cool programmers with moderate-to-deep level experience. Working remote isn’t an issue for us. Ideal candidates are available for happy hour at Green Russell on an as-needed basis. (Unless you’re out of state… then that’s on you. Maybe we’ll send an occasional Voodoo Donut gift-package).

At TimeHoodie, culture is everything and People = Culture. We have a short multiple-choice Omega Quiz for you. Ten questions. Multiple-choice. Literally takes less than 1 min 48 secs to fill out. (We timed it).

If you’re interested, let’s get started!

The Omega Quiz

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Your skill set?

Best movie ever made?

Years of experience?

Waiter, would you please bring me a…?

The best thing about your next job – you get to choose:

The most important thing?

Best TV show that only ran 2 seasons or less:

You are offered a job making 5x you are now, but have to move to Florida in one week... what do you do?

Career Quiz
You seem pretty cool.
If you'd like to keep this conversation going, please feel free to hit us up with a little more about yourself. Whatever you feel is relevant.

Be sure to include your phone number and email address. Speaking of, the best person on our side to email is Mr. Manager.
Hmmm...
Well. Then there's that. Yes, we have a pool-- pond! Pool's in the back... pond would be good for you.

Should you feel compelled to contact us - link is in the menu. Don't you ever change! Stay gold pony-- nevermind...

Just tell us who you are to view your results!